catalystcomet-archive-deactivat:

I FUCKING LOVE THIS VIDEO THIS BABY IS SO VIOLENT LMFAOOOO

theweirdwideweb:

godsfiercest:

tiktoksthataregood-ish:

“drunk me thought she could do a backflip”

Y'all. I can’t stop laughing

dankmemeuniversity:

vuittonv:

me 😔

wolfygecko:

themysteriousmurasamecastle:

i-was-today-years-old-when:

i learned that there was an early 1900s act named “Sober Sue”, who’s draw was she never smiled. A theater offered $1000 to any one who could make her laugh, attracting big comedians. Crowds came out to watch them try, and fail, giving them a free show. Later it came out that Sue suffered from facial paralysis (x)

illkim:

“You smoke?”

“Only recreationally”

heelhozier:

HNFNFJSJAJAJDJJGKDS

teathattast:

unclefather:

thebootydiaries:

me over the intercom: do you guys like me